Just weeks after the US Government announced the killing of Al Qaeda’s top terrorist leader by the elite US Navy SEAL’s; disturbing news leaked out of Coronado, CA that apparently, we have not seen the last of the World’s most notorious symbol of terrorism, “The Terrorist”.
This information leak comes from an extremely reliable source within the Navy SEAL organization, the special operations team who executed the killing of the World’s most wanted extremist. The warning we received pleaded with Zombie Industries’ to get the word out that he is in an absolute altered state of living… he is now an Undead!
LOCATION ALEART: “The Terrorist” was recently spotted at a convenience store near Orange and 9th; inspecting fuel prices and apparently stealing dirty-girly magazines and several bags of chicharrons, wearing a long tan robe and beard. Your action is needed, your nation is depending on each one of you to assist in this global mission. Should you decide to accept and stand-up for your freedom… immediately secure your Tactical Bleeding “Terrorist” Zombie Target and without delay, practice blowing this scum-bag-POS into pieces! Your country will thank you for it. Bless you all.
Each Terrorist Zombie is cloned in our San Diego, California facility and is hand painted to accurately resemble an infected human that just finished gnawing on his trusted courier’s leg, to give you that realistic look so you genuinely feel the hate. What makes our Zombie’s so special? They’re filled with biodegradable matter, which makes clean-up so much easier… (are you happy, mom?) …and oh yah, let’s not forget, they ooze and burst into little pieces of blood soaked Zombie matter when you shoot them!
After you’re satisfied with your short-range-Zombie-kill-training results, move your debilitated Zombie to a distance of AT LEAST 100 yards, insert a Star Target Exploding Rifle Target…and now practice those sought after sniper skills. Be warned, positive impact of Star Target Exploding Rifle Targets will generate a mild explosion to help you see your hit and will undoubtedly create HUGE laughs!