here’s not much we can say about this POS, henchman, without using obscenity-filled sentences in every language known to man when describing this Zombie’s pathetic life back in the early 40s. We can tell you this, evil seeped from his pores upon his last breath when the trap-door was sprung from under him. His last words? “Heil Hitler.”
Hitler and Nazism is the ultimate symbol of evil. It doesn’t matter who you are, the slightest representation of a swastika, evokes pure fury. This Zombie is the worst of the worst, any and all brutal force should be used against him. We here at Zombie Industries recommend a firing squad of at least 5, with no less than a 1000 rounds pumped furiously into this demonic spirit.
As much as we hate to admit it, each malevolent Nazi Zombie scumbag, is carefully cloned in our San Diego, California facility and is hand painted to accurately resemble a plague-ridden human – scratch that – Third Reich-baby-killing-sonofabitch, that just finished gnawing on his beloved leader’s face, to give you that realistic look so you can really feel the hate. What makes our Zombie’s so special? They’re filled with biodegradable matter, which makes clean-up so much easier…and let’s not forget, they ooze and burst into little pieces of blood soaked Zombie matter when you shoot them!
After you’re satisfied with your short-range-Zombie-kill-training results, move your debilitated Zombie to a distance of AT LEAST 100 yards, insert a Star Target Exploding Rifle Target…and now practice those sought after sniper skills. Be warned, positive impact of Star Target Exploding Rifle Targets will generate a mild explosion to help you see your hit and will undoubtedly create HUGE laughs!